The minor details... are always MAJOR
December 2010
25 posts
Whenever I download a new song no one has ever heard of....
I am like:
It keeps getting better and better every time I play it and I go like:
After a month, they play it on the radio and I am like:
I hear people singing it on the street and I look at them like
When I hear someone singing it with a wrong lyrics I am like
Then my friend approaches me to ask me if I’ve heard of that song he goes like
Feeling disappointed of him not being updated, I am like:
hahah happens ALL THE TIME !
never fails!
Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Watching The Kanye West Runaway Video with my Asian Mom... →
cheaperthanacupofjoe.com
Mom: Maybe they do not have the Thanksgiving turkey, so… they have to barbeque beautiful woman, who is the bird… and…
Me: Stop trying to figure it out… and why would they BBQ her??
Mom: Sack of fries.
Me: What?? (pause) Sacrifice?
Mom: Yes.
Me: (chuckle) Oh my god… why are you here…
Watching Inception with my Asian Mom...
aww lol.. this is too cute!
Mom: So he is sleeping in the mattress?
Me: What?? (pause) Who is?
Mom: Real.
Me: (pause) Leo?? Yes, he’s dreaming… but what do you mean by the mattress?
Mom: Not mattress… Mad Tricks!
Me: (long pause) MATRIX??
Mom: Ah yes, May Tricks… sorry.
Me: (sigh) This is not the Matrix.
Mom: Then?
Me: (hand Mom DVD case) Read this… what does it say?
Mom: Let me see… ink… no… inch… tron… (silence). I see… so then this is not the Matrix?
Me: No.
